Bernie's Mountain Dog, by Kim Karkrashian

Bernie's Mountain Dog

by Kim Karkrashian

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1.	From Da Sofa 2 Da Streetz 01:46	lyrics
I wake up every day to the same damn glare And it’s not the sun coming from the broken window That I cracked in anger days ago Because you complained that Nasum was ‘too loud’ And so I took myself to the chopping board To cut up some chicken roll into half slices And then I somehow had an epiphany That life would end up better if that knife was in your throat From the sofa to the streets Pinot Grigio and cold feet From the sofa to the streets We’re the end complete From the sofa to the streets We da best grindcore elite From the sofa to the streets We’re the end complete
2.	Bitch Lasagna 00:59	lyrics
Looks like Zara's issued this season's human being Vapid, bland and dumb? I'd rather drink bleach If there is a god then you must be a mistake Does grace 'come' at 2am or does he flake? Bitch lasagna (shut up and die) Shut up and die
3.	Born 2 Cry 01:14	lyrics
Live on the cusp of collapse Slow extinction; no relapse You're.. born to cry Brandish your lens, absorb the pain Become what you abhor You're.. born to cry Empty, meaningless words Spew from beds of strife You'll never understand As you've never shared
4.	Coronamania 2.0 01:13	lyrics
All hail the second wave of mindless fucking pans Rising from the floorboards straight into a shore of cans Nothin bates a good old fashioned sesh with da lawds Choons flow through a mic lubricated with a Mauds Blatant corruption and hypocrisy? Well, what did you fucking expect? Die out to help out but don’t get obese; the brain has gave up from neglect. The wheels keep turning, whether you like it or not. Stay alert, watch your back COVID might be coming back Vacant posts, cardboard glamour Handshakes stream for the enamoured Coronamania It’s just a phase, like it always was
5.	I'm Not Afraid To Die Alone 01:10	lyrics
Pornhub, Motherless, XVideos I’m not afraid to die alone Forever safe from the swine of Christ Redtube, Brazzers, and Bangbros I’m not afraid to die alone I stroke my dick to the demise of mankind Omegle, OnlyFans, Patreon I’m not afraid to die alone Naughty America, Realitykings, I’m not afraid to die As the world burns I climax on my blouse
6.	Dredging For An Edging 01:06	lyrics
My religion’s Jewelz Blu Why’d that make my class turn blue? Ragged peons of no taste Fuck I wish I had a girl Only for 10 minutes That’s all I fucking need Get me close and fuck off home All my day consists of is just.. Dredging, for an edging Use my tears as lubricant Watch them run all down my shaft I know you don’t give a fuck At least you tried Savouring this moment Is so fucking bittersweet My mummy’s mid burial Yet all I think about is.. Dredging, for an edging Just jerk me off
7.	My Favourite Music Genre Is The Venmo Payment Alert Sound 00:47	lyrics
What’s the point in making shit when I’ve got all my feet? iPhone burst shots flood the gram; the masses stay in heat Shut up, pay me Shut up, pay me Ain’t it fucking obvious that I’m the fucking score? Shut up, pay me Shut up, pay me Money’s all that matters baby; I’m a content whore I’m straight outta Venmo
8.	Boiler Plate Grind 00:32	lyrics
I am angry with society Boiler plate grind System broke? Nazi scum Boiler plate grind Fuck the right, feed the poor Boiler plate grind
9.	Betcha Can't Survive Dis 01:30	lyrics
Enter a world of glass hallways and locked doors, except that you can’t look out of them, ‘cause that’s what you deserve, you fucking primitive mangling bastard. I hope to see the day where your name fades from the memories of your family, and anyone who’s desperate enough or opportunistic enough to even claim that they know you at all. I hope your corpse finds peace, because I know for years that many in your possession won’t, and many who have been wrought by your inspirations also fucking won’t. (Betcha can't survive dis) But I guess that’s just trial and error isn’t it? You fucking opportunistic prick. Imagine being such a worthless husk of flesh. Can you imagine? I bet you can’t. I bet you fucking can’t survive this.
10.	EDL Support Club 01:18	lyrics
It's day 200, I’m on the fucking phone One beer next to suicide amongst my garden gnomes “Foreign cunts are taking our jobs I’m still here, unemployed My pain is their fucking fault” Does Allah make you paranoid? “Burn their idols, fuck them all Keep ours up, Britain’s just Ugly faces clog up my news Sell them all to the National Trust Fucking rats, rancid scum They’re no use to anyone Commie pricks have us in ruin How can they be equal? Only God can judge my words Heritage, guide my baseball bat As I stalk my daily bread Back to the Eurotunnel" Why? "My free speech must ring out clear" No! "Their hate must remain contained" Think! "It’s time to rewind to a time so pure.." I can’t stand anything you say I can’t wait ‘till you die some day May it be soon, may it be swift For I don’t know how much more I can handle…
11.	I Don't Listen To Local Bands Anymore Because They All Sound Like This 01:40	lyrics
My life is affliction And you are responsible I travel down from my bunk bed To inhale the smoke of ancient pizza crust Fascist pigs everywhere In my dreams, they just stare Haunting me, chasing me Back into society I just want a fucking drink Yearning for inebriation To precede decimation
12.	(The Most Unfortunate Travails Of) Bernie's Mountain Dog 03:44	lyrics
Bernie’s mountain dog Stood atop a hill of progressive husks Clueless, yet still wondering why it's here, and "why it is so tall?" Was it the price of steak that week, or was it the death throes of late capitalism? He watched the fires burn through the night, so bright It’s hard to breathe through fading light, much fright Writhing alone in his final hours As no one would take out a second mortgage.. bankruptcy A wanton neglect with ego at hand Sent the pawns into night to get back in line, silently Re-conditioned, no longer a threat Consuming just like their feeds had told them to Re-conditioned, to think even less It’s hard to tell who is even alive these days The fires still burn through every night, so bright It just gets worse, yet there is no fight, that’s right What remains when we have no bite? Hindsight What if we knew, the true meaning of light? Too bright Humanity is a fucking cancer, and it will always remain this way, regardless of how much we try to change, our poison remains the same, glorified apes roaming in circles of shit. Every action we try to take to remedy this is ultimately flawed and simply shifts the balance of the same power structure
13.	Canine Supremacy 02:05	lyrics
Defied, the master Master becomes slave Woof Directive Declared, Obedience Now Reversed Bestial lust for rubs takes flight As It Is Now Written, So You Must Perform Pet all the dogs

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